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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

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iwishihadafather:

zooeydeschannoying:

BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?

(Source: sluttyemoji)

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Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)

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lungs-paper-frail:

Saturn Devouring His Son, Francisco Goya (1819-1823), Breezeblocks, Alt-J (2012)

lungs-paper-frail:

Saturn Devouring His Son, Francisco Goya (1819-1823), Breezeblocks, Alt-J (2012)

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself
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iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

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realfart:

this should be an oil painting

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive)