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clientsfromhell:

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.

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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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icetown-iceclown:

Adam Scott and Paul Rudd

icetown-iceclown:

Adam Scott and Paul Rudd

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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(Source: fymodernfamily)

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(Source: artpopist)

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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amandagoodbyeness:

do people even throw parties at my school or do i just never get invited

(Source: africandad)

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metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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potato-ballad-sims:

simnationblog:

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Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

FYI, entering the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS will get you the Sims 2 complete collection for free! No more wrassling with customer support!

potato-ballad-sims:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

FYI, entering the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS will get you the Sims 2 complete collection for free! No more wrassling with customer support!

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